RAGBRAI (Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa) is coming back to SE Iowa and the best news is they'll be further north of our area than the last time they biked through here.
I don't have any problem with people who like to ride bicycles, what I do have a problem with is their lack of phucking manners when it comes to their stupid mindset that they own the highways and business as usual is taking place where their planned route is occurring every stinking year, but the natives who live here can't get around the jerks and get on with our lives, fcol. I also have a problem with assholes that have no respect for our roadsides and fields, taking liberty to urinate, defecate (no kidding, they will shit in your cornfield) and absolutely refuse to move over when the local residents have to navigate OUR roads to conduct our daily business. Every year when this event occurs, I think "Death Race 2000" and start thinking about "points". LOL
These people have less respect than leather-clad bikers on Harley's. I'm not kidding.It's like they have this overblown sense of entitlement when they bike from town to town and the only real reason any community on the route that is chosen every year is because of the revenue they generate, which if anyone really did do some serious accounting, cleaning up after them is more of an expense than what they feed into the local economy. And most of them are just sheer, unadulterated jerks. Come up on them on the highway and they don't even have the courtesy to move over to the side of the road, allowing local traffic to get past them.
Last time they went through our area, I made the conscious decision that if the trip was ever routed through here again, I would personally make it a point to run our entire herd of stock cows down the highway right after we feed them for about a week a diet in high protein or right after we turn them into the pastures on grass. Think liquid green shit, smeared all over the blacktop. Riding a bicycle through a cowshit covered blacktop would be a fairly strong message to a bunch of freaks that think they can relieve themselves all over our cornfields what we think of their freakish sense of entitlement to take over our local roads.
On a national note, I'm still laughing my ass off over the recently ousted EX- Gov of Illinois. Watching this debacle during the last few weeks has been some seriously good entertainment. I'd really be curious to know what drugs he's getting his hands on, given the attitude he's been displaying over some fairly serious charges. Either he's inherently STOOPID or he's totally psychotic. Or both. Arrogance is always a clear indicator of stupidity and he has been proving my point all along.
Bye, bye Rod and don't let the door smack you in the ass. I'm sure you won't be missed and now you can go visit Dubya in Texas. The two of you ranting your deluded bullshit between yourselves would make for a really good sitcom. We'd all just have to either drink ourselves into oblivion or smoke some excellent hybrid bud to actually understand what the hell the two of you would be babbling about.
I don't have any problem with people who like to ride bicycles, what I do have a problem with is their lack of phucking manners when it comes to their stupid mindset that they own the highways and business as usual is taking place where their planned route is occurring every stinking year, but the natives who live here can't get around the jerks and get on with our lives, fcol. I also have a problem with assholes that have no respect for our roadsides and fields, taking liberty to urinate, defecate (no kidding, they will shit in your cornfield) and absolutely refuse to move over when the local residents have to navigate OUR roads to conduct our daily business. Every year when this event occurs, I think "Death Race 2000" and start thinking about "points". LOL
These people have less respect than leather-clad bikers on Harley's. I'm not kidding.It's like they have this overblown sense of entitlement when they bike from town to town and the only real reason any community on the route that is chosen every year is because of the revenue they generate, which if anyone really did do some serious accounting, cleaning up after them is more of an expense than what they feed into the local economy. And most of them are just sheer, unadulterated jerks. Come up on them on the highway and they don't even have the courtesy to move over to the side of the road, allowing local traffic to get past them.
Last time they went through our area, I made the conscious decision that if the trip was ever routed through here again, I would personally make it a point to run our entire herd of stock cows down the highway right after we feed them for about a week a diet in high protein or right after we turn them into the pastures on grass. Think liquid green shit, smeared all over the blacktop. Riding a bicycle through a cowshit covered blacktop would be a fairly strong message to a bunch of freaks that think they can relieve themselves all over our cornfields what we think of their freakish sense of entitlement to take over our local roads.
On a national note, I'm still laughing my ass off over the recently ousted EX- Gov of Illinois. Watching this debacle during the last few weeks has been some seriously good entertainment. I'd really be curious to know what drugs he's getting his hands on, given the attitude he's been displaying over some fairly serious charges. Either he's inherently STOOPID or he's totally psychotic. Or both. Arrogance is always a clear indicator of stupidity and he has been proving my point all along.
Bye, bye Rod and don't let the door smack you in the ass. I'm sure you won't be missed and now you can go visit Dubya in Texas. The two of you ranting your deluded bullshit between yourselves would make for a really good sitcom. We'd all just have to either drink ourselves into oblivion or smoke some excellent hybrid bud to actually understand what the hell the two of you would be babbling about.
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